Twin Cities Hilarity
So i'm in Minneapolis training one of my clients, UMN. So I decided to head over to the restaurant adjacent to my hotel. It's called Grandma's. So anyway I' have a great meal, a decent beer and I'm getting ready to leave when these two teenagers are sat in the booth behind mine. So yeah it's valentines day and I'm stuck in fucking cold ass Minneapolis but seriously the conversation i'm going to relay to you really almost made not being in Seattle with Shari worthwhile. So here it is. I hope you enjoy it.
Boy : You're gonna love Brian
Girl : Oh, Brian so and so.
Boy: No, Brian such and such.
Boy: Yeah he's gay, But he knows that being gay is wrong and he's trying to change. Yeah I roomed with him last year. My mom was really pissed that I wanted to room with a gay guy. But if you were a homophobe and you met Brian you wouldn't be a homophobe anymore.... Are you a homophobe?
Boy: Yeah Janet Jackson is too muscular. Girls aren't supposed to have that much muscles, then they aren't girly anymore.
Boy: You know Britney Spears is really gross now. I heard she was a lesbian.
Girl: No she is Bi.
Boy: OH, Bi.
Now the girl is ordering after they just got finished talking about going to the gym.
Girl: Yeah i'll take a small chicken salad.
Girl: So we all went out the other night and I ate a ton of candy bars. Yeah all the fat went to the same place.
Boy: To your stomach.
Girl: Yeah.... to my stomach.
Boy: So who do you think is the cutest guy in such and such building.
Girl: Phelps.
Boy: Yeah there are alot of odd looking guys in this other building. If i were a girl I would say so and so was really cute.
So maybe these conversations aren't that funny to you. But jesus I stayed 30 minutes later after I had payed my bill just so I could listen to these two kids talk. Remember this is valentines day... so I'm kinda assuming that this guy was taking this girl out to dinner. I just couldn't help but laugh to myself at what these two kids were talking about.
Boy : You're gonna love Brian
Girl : Oh, Brian so and so.
Boy: No, Brian such and such.
Boy: Yeah he's gay, But he knows that being gay is wrong and he's trying to change. Yeah I roomed with him last year. My mom was really pissed that I wanted to room with a gay guy. But if you were a homophobe and you met Brian you wouldn't be a homophobe anymore.... Are you a homophobe?
Boy: Yeah Janet Jackson is too muscular. Girls aren't supposed to have that much muscles, then they aren't girly anymore.
Boy: You know Britney Spears is really gross now. I heard she was a lesbian.
Girl: No she is Bi.
Boy: OH, Bi.
Now the girl is ordering after they just got finished talking about going to the gym.
Girl: Yeah i'll take a small chicken salad.
Girl: So we all went out the other night and I ate a ton of candy bars. Yeah all the fat went to the same place.
Boy: To your stomach.
Girl: Yeah.... to my stomach.
Boy: So who do you think is the cutest guy in such and such building.
Girl: Phelps.
Boy: Yeah there are alot of odd looking guys in this other building. If i were a girl I would say so and so was really cute.
So maybe these conversations aren't that funny to you. But jesus I stayed 30 minutes later after I had payed my bill just so I could listen to these two kids talk. Remember this is valentines day... so I'm kinda assuming that this guy was taking this girl out to dinner. I just couldn't help but laugh to myself at what these two kids were talking about.
3 Comments:
Do you think the boy was gay? He kind of sounded it... or maybe it was your writing style. Anyway, good to see a new blog post up!
Fucking hilarious! It is amazing what goes through our minds when we are young. I can't believe that young people would have such a messed mentality about homosexuality in this day and age. Sucks for them. Peace! Oh and my blogger site is back up and running. Spread the word.
How about a frisbee golfing on the west coast post?
Hope ya'll are doing well!
-Dave
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